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and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
“What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?”
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
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““Mom, why do the best people die?”
“When you’re in a garden, which flowers do you pick?”
“The most beautiful ones.”
”
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Welcome to hell, Megan
this stupid post ruined my life everytime i see a friend going through a hard time or witness something embarrassing or cringe-worthy this is what i resort to saying so many times i hate myself
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Imagine being alive on 4/20/69
FURIOUSLY EATS HEALTHY AND EXERCISES REGULARLY
i dont usually add captions to posts but….i was born in 99 & im gonna be 69 on 4/20/2069. this is it. this is the reason for my birth
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